Friday, October 24, 2003
Oh, No!
By now, everyone knows I like to fuck a lot of random men. On top of that, they know that I don't bother to change my panties in between!
I'm so embarassed! Why couldn't I wash myself between anonymous sexual partners? Why, oh why?
Oh, well. Kobe's still a nigger in Colorado, accused of raping a white chick. He's toast! Yea!
By now, everyone knows I like to fuck a lot of random men. On top of that, they know that I don't bother to change my panties in between!
I'm so embarassed! Why couldn't I wash myself between anonymous sexual partners? Why, oh why?
Oh, well. Kobe's still a nigger in Colorado, accused of raping a white chick. He's toast! Yea!
Sunday, August 10, 2003
Today's Tip!
This one is for all you mentally-imbalanced college hoochies out there (hi girls!):
Remember, when you're going to attempt suicide, be sure to OD from roofies shot out of a Daffy Duck pez dispenser. It's such a sassy move, it'll drive the guys in the ER wild! If you survive the attempt, you will have literally dozens of random orderlies to pick from!
This one is for all you mentally-imbalanced college hoochies out there (hi girls!):
Remember, when you're going to attempt suicide, be sure to OD from roofies shot out of a Daffy Duck pez dispenser. It's such a sassy move, it'll drive the guys in the ER wild! If you survive the attempt, you will have literally dozens of random orderlies to pick from!
I'm Busted!
Jesus! I mean, I wasn't exactly the tightest little girl in the Rockies before being banged by Kobe, but now I'm absolutely ruined. I'm all busted up inside!
What was I thinking when I consented to both vaginal and anal intercourse with a 6' 7" black guy? In a similar vein, what exactly was I thinking when I accused one of the most beloved sports figures in the world of being a mad-dog rapist?
Oh, well. I'm sure I'll be offered several million to pose for Playboy, and a few million more for the book deal, and at least six figures for my first nationally-broadcast interview with Barbara Walters. But, all I can think about right now is how goddamn tore up my private areas are! I'm busted!
Jesus! I mean, I wasn't exactly the tightest little girl in the Rockies before being banged by Kobe, but now I'm absolutely ruined. I'm all busted up inside!
What was I thinking when I consented to both vaginal and anal intercourse with a 6' 7" black guy? In a similar vein, what exactly was I thinking when I accused one of the most beloved sports figures in the world of being a mad-dog rapist?
Oh, well. I'm sure I'll be offered several million to pose for Playboy, and a few million more for the book deal, and at least six figures for my first nationally-broadcast interview with Barbara Walters. But, all I can think about right now is how goddamn tore up my private areas are! I'm busted!
