tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56648242011-04-21T18:56:39.502-07:00Uh, like, it's my blog-n-stuff!katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03313721028051016843noreply@blogger.comBlogger31100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5664824.post-1067038092416940932003-10-24T16:28:00.000-07:002003-10-24T16:28:12.040-07:00<b>Oh, No!</b> <br /> <br />By now, everyone knows I like to fuck a lot of random men. On top of that, they know that I don't bother to change my panties in between! <br /> <br />I'm so embarassed! Why couldn't I wash myself between anonymous sexual partners? Why, oh why? <br /> <br />Oh, well. Kobe's still a nigger in Colorado, accused of raping a white chick. He's toast! Yea!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5664824-106703809241694093?l=katefaber.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03313721028051016843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5664824.post-1060570118618974222003-08-10T19:48:00.000-07:002003-08-10T19:48:38.490-07:00<strong>Today's Tip!</strong> <br /> <br />This one is for all you mentally-imbalanced college hoochies out there (hi girls!): <br /> <br />Remember, when you're going to attempt suicide, be sure to OD from roofies shot out of a Daffy Duck pez dispenser. It's such a sassy move, it'll drive the guys in the ER wild! If you survive the attempt, you will have literally dozens of random orderlies to pick from! <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5664824-106057011861897422?l=katefaber.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03313721028051016843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5664824.post-1060500109232911772003-08-10T00:21:00.000-07:002003-08-10T00:21:49.260-07:00<strong>I'm Busted!</strong> <br /> <br />Jesus! I mean, I wasn't exactly the tightest little girl in the Rockies before being banged by Kobe, but now I'm absolutely ruined. I'm all busted up inside! <br /> <br />What was I thinking when I consented to both vaginal and anal intercourse with a 6' 7" black guy? In a similar vein, what exactly was I thinking when I accused one of the most beloved sports figures in the world of being a mad-dog rapist? <br /> <br />Oh, well. I'm sure I'll be offered several million to pose for Playboy, and a few million more for the book deal, and at least six figures for my first nationally-broadcast interview with Barbara Walters. But, all I can think about right now is how goddamn tore up my private areas are! I'm busted!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5664824-106050010923291177?l=katefaber.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>katehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03313721028051016843noreply@blogger.com